Trope Name- Bum Blast
Description- Bum Blast is a sexy type of fall. It occurs a lot in Xena and Herc, but it’s hot when Jason does it, due to him being so Overweight and having a fat arse. It is pulled off when a hero kicks Jason so hard, it sends him flying back on the ground. Which generally knocks Jason out due to the painful hard impact. It causes Jason to fling his legs up in the air. Exposes his fat arse too. When he hits the floor his fat arse gets squished down, this makes his bum expand to twice the size. It also causes him to spread his bum cheeks wide open. Twice this led to poor Jason getting something shoved up his fat arse, because it was so open and vulnerable when his bum was. Raised up.
This new page will list every single appearance Jason Tahu made in Xena and Hercules
Now it will be easier to find your favourite scenes of Jason Tahu. It will have a list of each episode, in order of season, giving the Season number, Episode Title and Episode Number. As well as Timestamps to find the exact part of that episode. There will be lots of pics, to illustrate the narrative and an in depth look at what Jason does in the scene and an in depth look at his fate in each episode.
At the end of each episode there will be a tally counting the amount of familiar tropes that occur for Jason. These will include
-Ways he Died
-Amount of times Jason gets hit in the Balls
-What type of attack he got to his Balls
-And a rating on how sexy his arse was during the episode
XENA Season 1 Episode 15 - Warrior... Princess
Around 20 minutes into the episode, Jason appears alongside several ninjas ready to fight Xena.
Jason gets the worst beating outta all the others. Xena kicks Jason nice and hard in the Balls, with so much force it sends him a few feet off the floor. He clutch's his balls in pain, Xena then grabs his arm and kicks him several times in the face, she then slams him head first into the ground. In a daze he gets up, only Xena kicks him again in the balls this time with the back of her heal. It knocks him back, he stumbles onto the corner of a star shaped fountain, his bum gets pierced a little by the corner of the fountain. He gets up a third time and yet again Xena kicks him in the groin, he falls straight down with such force, it causes his legs to spread wide open making him accidentally do the splits. Getting up the forth time, Xena kicks him hard in his gut. He flies back and falls into the fountain. When he gets out of the fountain, he is soaking wet from head to toe, this makes his ninja outfit cling tightly to him. From this it makes his bum cheeks stand out and we have a clear view of his balls and his cock. He gets one final kick in the balls and again falls back into the fountain, this time round when he falls his head goes right into the fountain, there are a few frames of him bending over and exposing his arse as it’s still nice and wet. His legs go right up and again they are spread wide open, only better as he is wet. As he struggles to get out, kicking his legs in the air, you can see his cock jiggling around under his pants. Defeated his fellow fighters run off and leave poor Jason behind. Scared and deflated, he sheepishly crawls out of the fountain, soaking wet he tries desperately to catch up with his friends. As he runs in pain, clutching his balls, his tight bum jiggles side to side and makes a sexy clapping sound as his wet bum cheeks smack against each other with each step. Humiliated and in a lot of pain he whimpers and pleads to his friends “Guys please, wait for me”. But they don’t.
KOs - 0
Deaths - 0
Hits to his Balls - 4
Pain Level - 60/100
Humiliation Level - 95/100 (Beating by a girl, soaking wet, holding his balls, whimpering in pain, getting left behind)
How sexy was Jason’s arse? - 100/100 (lots of nice shots of Jason bending over, nice tight pants, even tighter when wet and clear view of his arse crack)
XENA Season 1Episode 21 - The Greater Good
Half way through this episode Jason has an iconic scene. He is a bad guy soldier and comes to a sick Xena in a barn to kill her. Jason creeps up behind Xena, she hears him and squirt his face with fizzy water. Making him wet, she lassos a rope around his leg and pulls it. Jason is flung into the air, a great shot of his tight bum as his legs are spread open. When he falls onto some baskets, his arse does that infamous and sexy thing, where the force of him landing on his back makes his bum cheeks blow out like big balloons getting inflated with a rush of air, both cheeks bloated out, making the crack of his arse open wide and suck in his tight pants. His arse goes back far enough that his dick is almost at his mouth, making it look like he is giving himself head lol. Xena pull Jason on top of her. It is suggested that Jason gets his dick nice and hard as Xena tells him she doesn’t like uninvited guests. Xena pressure points his neck and Jason is paralysed, only being able to make facial expressions. He does have a cute little please don’t hurt me look to him here. Xena pressure point him and Jason kicks his friend in the balls. Sending him flying. Xena grabs Jason by the chin, and very slowly and brutally she breaks Jasons neck killing him in cold blood. Poor Jason didn’t deserve that treatment, he couldn’t even defend himself as he was paralysed, all he could do was take the pain and the way she slowly twists his neck. There are some great shots of Jasons arse in this scene, but the best part is when Xena roll him over, Poor Jason actually has a raging hard boner. He tries to cover it with his other leg and you can even see him looking down at his crotch to confirm if it’s noticeable on camera. The answer is yes Jason, we can very clearly see your dick and it is rock hard and sticking out. But what a sight it is. When he falls back on the basket both his bum cheeks are facing the camera.
KOs - 1 when Jason falls first
Deaths - 1
How does Jason die? - A very slow and brutal Neck snap, done when he couldn’t even move or defend himself. None of the other soldiers gets killed just Jason??
Pain Level - 80/100 again that neck snap was horrific
Humiliation Level 30/100 maybe higher because his real life dick accidentally gets rock hard.
Xena Season Episode. - For him The Bell Tolls
Jason makes several appearances in this episode. Most notably as
“The Fat Guard Thrown Down a Well”
Which is what Jason is Credited as, in the episodes ending credits. He can be seen in a few other scenes but for now we’ll focus on his roll as the Fat Guard. Jasons 1st appearance as the fat guard is 35mins into the episode. He is seen escorting Joxer to be executed. There are a lot of close ups of Jason at one point he even holds in a laugh when Joxer is talking. He holds Joxers head down before the fight. When the fight scene with Joxer begins, Jason is the 1st to be hit and like always poor Jason gets beat up and has the worst things done to him, than anyone else. He also humiliatingly gets beat up by everyone. The fight starts when Joxer kicks Jason in the gut. He gets up and takes a kick to the balls. In pain he cups his balls, a 2nd harder kick in the nuts sends Jason on his back with nice view of his bum blasting as he lands. He gets up and gets a slap in the face, Joxer kicks 3 others guards and all three of them land on top of Jason. Poor Jason being the unfortunate one to be at the bottom gets completely crushed, theres a nice shot of one of the Guards face going right into the crack of Jasons bum, another grabs Jasons crotch as he falls. Near the end Joxer punches Jason hard in the balls, Jason doubles over and again cups his balls in pain, when a girls points and laughs at him. Humiliated by this, he limps over to attack her, however Gabrielle taps him on the shoulder saying “excuse me” when Jason turns around she rams her staff really really hard into Jasons balls. He holds his testicles and groans in immense pain. Then his superior joins in, angry at him attacking a girl, he punches Jason in the nose, even though Jason was already holding his balls and was in a lot of pain, this attack seems a little harsh, especially as Jason was just doing what the king wanted. Now holding his balls and his nose, Jason trembles and moans in pain. The prince punches Jason again and pushes him backwards, Jason falls back over a wall and falls down into a well. It is off screen but you can tell the well is deep as we hear Jasons high pitched scream, fading the further he falls. We then hear a splash when he hits the bottom. After which, when Joxer talks to Gabrielle, we can hear the faint whimpers of Jason pleading for help as he splashes around. It is undetermined the fate of Jason, however it is more than likely he died in the well. Given that he got crushed and took several really hard hits to his testicles, then falling 60ft into deep water, it would have been impossible for Jason to save himself. We can hear him crying for help and later when the fight is over, Gabrielle and Joxer are beside the well and it isilent. The bucket used to collect the water is dry and sitting on top of the well, which further suggests that no one helped Poor Jason out.
KOs - 3
Deaths - 1
Type of Death - Drowning in a well
Ballbusts on Jason - 5 - 3kicks, 1 punch, 1 Staff Rammed hard
Humiliation Level - 80/100 especially when a girl points and laughs at Jason when he is moaning in pain and has both hands holding his testicles.
Pain Level - 80/100 5 hits to the balls and 3 fully grown men land on top of him, squashing him.
Xena Season. Episode. - Lifeblood
Jason is featured a lot in this episode as one of the main villains. He fights amazons throughout it. In the main fight scene 20mins in, he attacks one of the amazons, jumping over a fire. The amazon kicks Jason right in his testicles, Jason falls on his back, causing him to do his infamous bum blast (A bum blast is when the force of landing, on his back causes Jasons legs to fling back over his head, resulting in his bum cheeks to inflate into 2 massive balloons, and clench tight together, Upon impact his bum cheeks Ricochet off each other appearing to wobble like jelly, and leads to the crack of his arse to spread wide open. Sometimes this makes his underwear get sucked in between his bum cheeks, making his arse crack more visible and sometimes makes his arse hole visible too)
The beauty of this bum blast is that Jasons costume goes up exposing his underwear, in this case he has sexy, skintight, black pants. Jason ground flips up, making his arse clench hard. His bum is extremely sexy in this moment and the flip also makes his cock jolt out looking like he had an erection. His balls also jiggly a little when he lands. His belly is also sexy as it sticks out and the thickness of his bum and muscle bound thighs are highlighted. It is one of many moments we see Jason in almost nothing but tight underwear. This episode has a ton of moments of girls busting Jasons balls. From kicks, punches and even one where an amazon thrusts a hammer right between his legs, causing him to scream in anguish. The same amazon also stomps on Jasons testicles to finish him off, he can be seen holding his nuts and whimpering in pain after.
KOs - 2
Deaths - 0
Ballbusting on Jason - 7, 3 kicks, 2 punches, 1 hammer hit, 1 stomp
Humiliation Level - 20/100 not much but the scene where we see his underwear counts, as his cock and arse crack arse briefly exposed
Pain level - 100/100 with several ballbusts one being a hard stomp and the other of a hammer completely crushing his testicles is definitely the most painful hits to the groin he has ever got